Funny conversations :)

Nikki: so how do we get to the subway?
Pat: lemme ask this (ttc) street car driver. One sec.... Excuse me but does this street car go to the ttc?

Driver: This is the ttc (smirk)

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Student: I had a dream and you were in it.
Me: Really? What was I doing?
Student: we were on a date :) I was sooo happy but then i woke up.
Me: Really? Did I speak Korean?
Student: No, we spoke English. I actually had perfect English.
Me: Really? thats so cool. What kind of date was this?
Student: we were having dinner and then I spoke Korean and you yelled at me :S