Theory of the skinny celebrity

MERRY Christmas and a happy new year :) it's finally the holiday season and it's so wonderful to just celebrate the birth of Christ and just be with friends and family.
I just went to my christmas dinner yesterday and now i know why many celebrities and rich people stay so skinny. Nice and fancy restuarants always serve such expensive food. but it's such a small portion.
So it got me thinking, if that were the case, then i rather be a poor man eating a big cheap dinner. And the great thing is i'll still stay skinny. Yes i am the best.